Conversational excerpts while watching this movie:
Friend: My stomach hurts. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.
Me: OH JESUS IS THAT BLOOD.Friend: Oh shit. OH SHIT.
Me: Is the bird dead? Tell me if the bird is dead. I can’t look at the screen. I’m going to pass out. The edges of my vision are darkening. Tell me if the bird is dead.Friend: OH SHIT.
Me: WHAT DID SHE JUST DO WITH THE SCISSORS WHAT DID SHE JUST DO.Friend: I don’t know what to do now.
Me: We are now bound by a terrible secret, like people who commit a murder together. We go about our lives like people who haven’t seen this movie, and we never speak of it again.
Mars rover snaps a stunning photo.
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